Miscellaneous: Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought...

By GshDrnt - 21/04/2011 02:57 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 169

You deserved it 6 607

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Today, I let my little sister play a game using my Facebook account. She then accepted all of the people that had sent me a friend request. Among them included my boyfriend's crazy ex, and 3 people I've never met. Now I'm getting strange messages from all of them. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By noname - 20/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I went on Facebook to find that my little brother had messed with my profile. He wrote on my status that I'm a piece of shit, I have no life, and several other nasty and perverted things. Underneath, it said 26 of my friends liked this. I'm new to Facebook. So far I have 26 friends. FML

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Today, I was stalking a popular girl from my high school's account and my phone went bonkers. It looks like I liked and disliked the same video of hers over and over. I disabled my Instagram account. FML

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 020

You deserved it 4 987

By sourcandy013 - 21/11/2011 02:21 - United States

Today, my 11 year-old sister unfriended me on Facebook because I'm not "cool enough" to be seen on her profile. FML

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You deserved it 5 605

By Noname - 14/03/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 041

You deserved it 82 007

Friends?

By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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You deserved it 12 359

Cringe

By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 087

You deserved it 6 032

chickunkey 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

Be glad, at least someone loves you. :'(

racer337 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 8:45

As you can tell you are quite popular.

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:52

NIN TEN DO SIX TEA PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR sorry, i had to. |the kid|

nerdsgetmehot 22

Thursday 21 April 2011 16:58

Don't worry, OP. Most of my notifications are from my mom commenting on my status updates and pictures. At least I know that my mom loves me! :P

monkeyluvz 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:21

Ohh, i was gonna guess that someone sent you a lot of app request haha

teti15 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:25

lol

diabian 9

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:47

how could that be an fml when you have a loving sister?!! Seriously, you are f-ed up!

LittleMagicWolf 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 17:55

why does a 10 yr old have a facebook?

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 21 April 2011 20:53

Ydi for thinking you might be popular because of something that happened on facebook...

missy1228 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 21:59

block her

MarineWifey88 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:09

A 10 year old should not be on facebook. Its not safe and its against facebook's terms. Your parents must suck.

MatthewDmerrill 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:11

she's shouldnt be on there she not 13 yet!

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Today, I was on the webcam with my boyfriend. I could see that he was on the couch, and alone, so I took off my shirt and smiled, waiting to see his reaction. He smiled at me but then kept looking in another direction. I playfully asked "What's so distracting?" His answer: "History Channel". FML

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