Intimacy: Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead...

By danam - 05/07/2011 02:38 - Canada

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

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By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By fmT719 - 18/12/2011 23:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Open your eyes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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CRrawsum 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:35

Join him!

Livinia 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:36

We all know you got out the popcorn and sat and watched.

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Sassybq1 13

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:33

hahaha it must have bn too late for a sunset, since you got a full moon ;) -howls-

daxter136 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:50

take pictures and video record him and post to Internet and show everyone

rainport 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:07

parttyyyy : D

strochenakilo23 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:09

i dont understand how this is an FML

captainbj2 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:14

enjoy the show...

life2007 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:34

those are some good drugs ask him for some they may make the sunset look cooler

marryjaneex0 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:35

how is this a FML ? thats hilarious

JuniorBSTN 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:44

Sick ass foo

Runninvegan 8

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:00

Sounds like something I would do

tamoodielovesmar 1

Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:11

how is this an fml??

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Same thing different taste

Open your eyes

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