Intimacy: Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead...

By danam - 05/07/2011 02:38 - Canada

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

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By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By fmT719 - 18/12/2011 23:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Open your eyes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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CRrawsum 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:35

Join him!

Livinia 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:36

We all know you got out the popcorn and sat and watched.

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nabila21 0

Thursday 16 February 2012 2:20

**** YEAh!!

xXMintyHippoXx 4

Monday 12 March 2012 3:12

Sooo...instead of seeing the sun you saw the moon?

xXMintyHippoXx 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:23

So instead of the sun you saw the moon?

1048613 4

Monday 2 July 2012 6:53

Someone was havin a good time when they where stoned!

ethanman82 8

Monday 20 May 2013 15:48

yeah... sorry about that

gingerface81 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:07

At least he was having fun :)

HorrorJr 26

Thursday 18 December 2014 9:17

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 17 March 2015 15:20

Lol I do this sometimes I admit. BUT I close all the blinds first lol. :P

Ashley2056 12

Saturday 25 July 2015 17:13

So I guessed you missed the sun set and just saw the moon...

brewing_anger 4

Thursday 3 March 2016 20:20

Awesome Neighbor!

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Same thing different taste

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