Intimacy: Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been... - FML

By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

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Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By Mem - 30/05/2014 20:07 - Sweden - Hudiksvall

Today, my neighbor threatened to call the cops if I didn't turn the volume down on my porno. I was only watching women's tennis. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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I need my sleep

By ShittyWalls - 09/03/2013 13:35 - United States - Moorestown

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Today, the guy in the dorm room next to me was playing very loud metal music. I went next door and kindly asked him to turn it off. He did, so I went back to my room to go back to sleep. It turns out he was using the music to drown out his girlfriend's very loud moans. FML

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By weeping_angel_ - 12/07/2014 14:00 - United States - Cortland

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Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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Can't wait for the next time

By cowboy_gold - 25/01/2020 05:00

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Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML

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By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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jebba 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:26

Where was this? I have a neighbor that does the SAME thing.

heyheyhello 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:17

I love how there is like ten people with the same neighbor :)

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jebba 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:26

Where was this? I have a neighbor that does the SAME thing.

Liamj774 36

Saturday 15 December 2012 20:25

Somewhere in France

Kamon97 23

Saturday 14 June 2014 16:26

Call the police then

hellfire695 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 9:39

id say its time to knock on his door

MarkBr00t4l 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 23:41

Sounds like me in 40 years

HouseHunter 2

Sunday 28 March 2010 1:53

haha

guitar0501 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:28

nice bmth shirt

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:37

Egg/TP his house.

codyFML 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 14:19

That's mature

leye 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 5:25

r u sure it was a movie?

TheOptimist 0

Monday 2 August 2010 10:29

**** music FTW!!

DipsetDiplomat 0

Monday 8 June 2009 2:57

I might be your neighbor.

kingofstuff 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 8:27

YDI for having a neighbor

FMLandurstoo 9

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:21

i agree

chaos753159 4

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:18

i think i have that neighbor OMG

My2864 1

Thursday 13 May 2010 0:52

or just politely ask if he can turn it down a bit?

FateBurns 6

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:18

doubt if that would work

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