By cbarr98 - 06/06/2015 01:00 - United States - Orange City

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
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littlekellilee 45

If this girl has the same interests as you, make friends with her. Then everyone can hang out together.

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daffodilsea 11

Don't let it get you down OP! They're not worth your friendship if that's the case.

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wheresmymary 22

They're shallow assholes, make better friends

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jimmer23 21

Why must there be only one girl?

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Phooey 22

because she is selfish and wants all the attention to herself even if it's only to get in her pants.

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CoopsShea 11

Sounds like that one episode of The Big Bang Theory where a new girl moves in on top of Leonard's apartment and penny gets jealous

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SweetJane5522 22

Then I wouldn't call them friends. They're after the wrong things if her face has anything to do with your friendships

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tranced_ 45

happens to me all the time. .one day i stopped giving a duck.. sorry OP. .

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pokemyeyes 23

Yeah...they were never your "friends", OP.

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imslappy 8

op piss on her. when they found out what she really is like see what happens.

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AnimeFan28 21

I'd say stuff them, op. Not worth it if they're like that. Maybe try be friends with the new girl instead, you may find you get along great and you'd have a real friend too. Always try look on the bright side of things. Hope it all works out for you

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