Work: Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl...

By cbarr98 - 06/06/2015 01:00 - United States - Orange City

Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

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By moe472 - 24/01/2012 02:47 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By twinzies - 20/02/2016 02:46 - United States - Chula Vista

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 16:29 - United States - Cass Lake

Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML

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By LonelyOtter - 11/12/2018 14:00

Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML

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By anikah - 01/06/2014 21:53 - United States - Natchitoches

Today, I gave up trying to make any friends at my job as a firefighter. I'm the lone female, and am the subject of gossip with the older men. Anyone I try to befriend ends up hitting on me, while others won't even talk to me because their wives are jealous. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2018 22:30

Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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Saturday 6 June 2015 19:31

If this girl has the same interests as you, make friends with her. Then everyone can hang out together.

daffodilsea 11

Saturday 6 June 2015 19:27

Don't let it get you down OP! They're not worth your friendship if that's the case.

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leogachi 15

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:27

I don't know about your friends, but my friends wouldn't abandon me just because someone new came along.

Anonymous_the1st 8

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:44

If you lose friends because a new person started there, you need to change your definition of "friends"

ADBurns 22

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:49

If they are so shallow as to move away from you because this girl has what you think is a prettier face... They weren't your friends in the first place. On the up side this could just be a case of "getting to know the new person" and they will eventually come back. "New" in the work place and be a powerful attraction - whether it's a photocopier, computer or person...

mosquito19 14

Sunday 7 June 2015 4:55

they're called coworkers, not friends.

sadmad 8

Sunday 7 June 2015 7:33

There could only be one queen bee in a hive.

Sheah_95 11

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:12

Doesn't sound like they were really your friends.

hberri331 18

Sunday 7 June 2015 9:42

There will always be someone prettier. You need to love yourself and get some self confidence. That's sexy. **** ppl who don't see what you have to offer they are not worth your time.