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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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False advertising

By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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Trickster

By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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Top comments

alwaysalady 0

Monday 23 February 2009 21:16

Aww. Sad. But you're story telling is cute. It's so exited, and then instantly let down.

SarahHach 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:47

Same thing happened to me last week, except after I found mine I put it in my pants pocket and it went through the wash. :D

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coldglass 0

Friday 5 June 2009 21:41

You ****** dumbass

dareujoe 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 4:22

That was stupid

Owngina 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:36

Piss in my eye.

Owngina 0

Monday 15 June 2009 9:39

ps im psychic #12 has a daughter

AnotherStranger2 0

Monday 15 June 2009 14:35

#15 - WIN!

lilmisspixie 5

Sunday 28 June 2009 11:39

That sucks. I've washed my phone in the washer once....had to get a new phone. The phone I have now I already had to get replaced once.....so yeah,I feel your pain

popoman 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 19:09

How can anyone rate this an FML? This is a YDI all the way.

OrgasmicTactic 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 0:07

I doubt this is a real FML. But in any case, YDI. You must be really stupid.

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:58

Fail

friskywisky 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 0:51

did u shit in tha toilet?

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Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

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Today, I wanted to clean my house. Of course the vacuum cleaner got stuck behind furniture multiple times. After the fifth time or so, I gave it a good pull. Now my vacuum cleaner is broken and the socket is off the wall. FML

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