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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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False advertising

By Anonymous - 29/01/2024 22:00 - France

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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By tarheels526 - 08/02/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML

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Trickster

By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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alwaysalady 0

Monday 23 February 2009 21:16

Aww. Sad. But you're story telling is cute. It's so exited, and then instantly let down.

SarahHach 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:47

Same thing happened to me last week, except after I found mine I put it in my pants pocket and it went through the wash. :D

Comments

daaniel69 6

Friday 13 May 2016 19:59

No, Thank Obama!

ABlindMan 17

Friday 13 May 2016 20:05

This also happened a while ago so

Jpres1 16

Friday 13 May 2016 22:08

Why would you bother with a fountain pen, and especially one that takes cartridges

Distantsoul 8

Saturday 14 May 2016 0:54

This can't be true because I skyped my daughter in Sweden today and it's as hot as it is here

claudiajean 24

Saturday 14 May 2016 2:18

I'm sure a teacher/examiner/invigilator would happily lend you a pen in that situation!

vafanvilma 3

Saturday 14 May 2016 13:47

Interesting how it froze when it's been summer weather for like a week here in Sweden?

niallo 23

Saturday 14 May 2016 17:55

All you have to do is put them in an inside pocket and they will thaw out in no time. Just make sure that they are in a bag in case they leak.

capnjacksparrow 7

Sunday 15 May 2016 0:03

"Whoops, all my ink boiled and evaporated last night."

733yoda_fml 19

Saturday 21 May 2016 3:22

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