Money and Geek: Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing...

By Anonymous - 29/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML

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You deserved it 3 725

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2018 09:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 198

By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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You deserved it 993

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2023 10:00

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML

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You deserved it 595

By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 32 341

By shootme - 13/11/2011 22:46 - Canada

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 346

You deserved it 58 544

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

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You deserved it 39 073

By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 086

You deserved it 43 131

By Pottymouth - 25/07/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML

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You deserved it 24 547

By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 357

You deserved it 23 102

By JakeHolmes - 17/11/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was in my hot tub with my brand new phone. I set it down and when I grabbed my towel I knocked it into the water. I quickly snatched it up and dried it off with the towel and suprisingly only one button stopped working. It was the unlock button, a perfectly good phone that I can't use. FML

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You deserved it 47 923

John Nemeth 14

Friday 30 March 2018 3:21

When the first sentence reads. "When I was reading my phone on the toilet" You know where it's going to end

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 30 March 2018 2:13

That had to be a seriously awkward video call.

Comments

shaunaminchue 8

Friday 30 March 2018 1:55

What a shitty situation

Donut_Wizard 23

Friday 30 March 2018 2:13

That had to be a seriously awkward video call.

Glowworm56 26

Friday 30 March 2018 3:00

At least you didn't try to wipe your butt with your phone.

julfunky 29

Friday 30 March 2018 4:51

That would probably be better. Disgusting? Absolutely. But less likely to fry your phone than dropping it in a bowl of water.

John Nemeth 14

Friday 30 March 2018 3:21

When the first sentence reads. "When I was reading my phone on the toilet" You know where it's going to end

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Friday 30 March 2018 4:12

All is not well on the porcelain throne.

raven_of_azarath 34

Friday 30 March 2018 4:18

This is why you always put your phone down on the counter when it’s time to wipe.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 March 2018 5:11

I hope it was a shitty phone to begin with, because now it is.

Marta Perlicka 13

Friday 30 March 2018 7:00

Gives a whole new meaning to turn that shit off.

Shefaa Abu Abdulah 5

Friday 30 March 2018 13:00

hey at least you still have your phone my iphone7 was stolen from my pocket two days ago and fyi my mother put almost all of her money into that phone.