By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 19 033
You deserved it 47 400

Same thing different taste

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I love how you say "fml" like you had no choice in the matter

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MattStro 23

....why would you make that decision..

I lost mine in the floor of a garage, don't regret it for a moment. A porta-potty isn't much worse. The location doesn't matter. What matters is if you lost it to a person you love/loved.

Andrewski12 18

If you were raped, report it an FYL. Anything else, stone-cold YDI.

Guess you took "hit her in the shitter" quite literally

Dude had the choice and he did it. That simple. So why FML after?

There is no way you do NOT deserve this, OP.

Hoping that you weren't a) raped or b) taking advantage of a severely intoxicated girl I cannot fathom this being a consensual decision for anybody. :/