By hellolaina - 25/06/2016 00:13 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML
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hellolaina tells us more.

hellolaina 18

And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.

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ragnarok1540 39

He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...

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Mathalamus 24

What was he thinking to get that conclusion?

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Comments

hellolaina 18

Good job stealing my FML that didn't get posted a week ago. Way to go

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hellolaina 18

And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.

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hellolaina 18

We broke up because of many other reasons. I instantly regretted losing it to him. I didn't use to be a guy, he said he's just never seen someone react the way I did because it hurt so bad. Whateva

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hellolaina 18

Also it took a few tries to actually happen because I was hurting so bad. He's a douchelord. I deserve better

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Migole 36

What the actual ****? Thank god you got rid of that douchenozzle. I can assure you there are guys out there who know it hurts the first few times and give you the love and patience you need. This specimen probably got dropped a few times too often as a baby

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writerchic85 25

Sex isn't supposed to hurt, not even the first time. That's a myth. The reason it hurts is because you either weren't relaxed and/or not aroused enough. More foreplay. Maybe even some lube. Also, choose a guy you care about or are at least more comfortable with. Wish you the best op.

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rasthmus 12

They hymen breaking is a myth but that pain is not. Not all women experience pain their first time, but most do. All the things you mentioned help make sex easier but it cannot eradicate all the discomfort.

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Migole 36

I definitely was aroused, I had an ****** right before. It still hurt like crazy and I bled like I was on my period. It got better after 3 or 4 times. So yes, sometimes the pain can be reduced by proper foreplay etc. but sometimes you just gotta bite your tongue and wait a few times.

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SirVoldemort 17

Yes, you deserve better. My first time, and second, third and fourth and fifth hurt as well. I was bleeding the first time but not the other times. It was hurting in the beginning but it got better.

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hellolaina 18

I don't know how I still had it but I did have my hymen. It snapped. I felt it. It was awful

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JackFaire 27

And she should avoid douches like that too because it doesn't hurt the first few times at all. The guy just has to not be an impatient prick that actually wants to be with her instead of just "come hurry up and get in the mood already" If you take your time and are both ready to go it won't hurt her at all.

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Ellie Rogers 9

Was it dark, or did he do you doggy style? If so, smirk heavily and say that there's no "used to be" to it and then inform him that it's his turn.

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Ging3rSnap 9

Ummm.... Still need a ****** for doggie style... So I'm not sure where you were going with this comment.

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Ellie Rogers 9

The joke was insinuating that she could have implied that their sex was anal, not vaginal, therefore allowing her to pass herself off as a man just to turn the tables on him. It was in bad taste.

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violet_lipstick 12

Geezer . You can do better , tell him that you should of waited for somebody who knew how to do it right .

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

well now he's had the opportunity to see that real life pink bits and women's bodies do not all look the same. now you have to wonder; how does he know what a post op woman's privates look like?

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hellolaina 18

I was like his 7th supposedly???? He's so dumb

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Henny_In_Hand 7

he has obviously never banged a virgin before

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