Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful...

By hellolaina - 25/06/2016 00:13 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

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hellolaina 18

Monday 27 June 2016 2:20

And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.

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ragnarok1540 39

Saturday 25 June 2016 8:55

He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 25 June 2016 8:55

What was he thinking to get that conclusion?

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wordnerd17 10

Wednesday 29 June 2016 5:57

What an asshole.

ReallyFU 10

Friday 1 July 2016 5:20

Jesus! You should have said yes just to F with him.

sharond23 10

Monday 19 February 2018 2:14

are you built weird down there? Why would he ask you that?

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