Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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You deserved it 4 239

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By ashlyn - 06/08/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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You deserved it 3 156

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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You deserved it 2 886

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 428

You deserved it 3 206

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 521

You deserved it 3 572

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 751

You deserved it 3 832

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 557

You deserved it 30 421

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 755

You deserved it 5 994

By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 650

You deserved it 2 231

aphrodite14141 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:48

I guess he's not so amazing anymore.

perdix 29

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

Transvestites can be awesome boyfriends, I suppose. He popped your cherry and doubled your wardrobe! It's a good day for you!

Comments

nunoya 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 15:40

Are all women this stupid?

horneyhic 15

Friday 2 December 2011 13:12

Yes that's why they belong in the kitchen

Sekococo 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:02

@ #4- i bet you love droopy breast unless its a man :D and @OP Either you boyfriend has a sister or your his side chick

peanut46 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:09

guess he ain't that amazin after all.

duckie227 22

Sunday 17 January 2010 17:22

maybe it was a sisters bra. mom could have dropped it putting away laundry. maybe u already know this since you still called him 'amazing' or you're just an ignorant fool

SilenceIsSilver 0

Friday 22 January 2010 10:22

Or maybe she was being sarcastic?

anela_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:37

see that's why I made sure we were both virgins

mrcoughlin2012 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 22:09

I would ******* kill him if I was youu

Chippp 0

Monday 18 January 2010 0:51

Surely if you used the words 'amazing boyfriend' even after finding 'someone elses' bra in his room then you don't care much because the word 'amazing' indicates your still with him.