Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By ashlyn - 06/08/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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You deserved it 3 156

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By beezybees - 20/02/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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You deserved it 3 890

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 572

By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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You deserved it 3 832

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 17:24 - Lebanon

Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML

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You deserved it 30 421

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 755

You deserved it 5 994

By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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You deserved it 2 231

aphrodite14141 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:48

I guess he's not so amazing anymore.

perdix 29

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:55

Transvestites can be awesome boyfriends, I suppose. He popped your cherry and doubled your wardrobe! It's a good day for you!

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ecuakelly 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:55

that really sucks...grr i dont get boyss

Bertha5 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 3:29

he is a keeper;)

drumhellermd 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 4:29

still think he's amazing...?

butterflyrain1 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 5:40

omg! that totally stinks! get rid of him!

sweetpea129 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:47

not so amazing anymore, now are we chickee,

maibiz 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 7:52

Pretty bad, but maybe it was from a past girlfriend? Maybe?

hrtstealer 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 8:05

duh ... he got amazing with practice.

LemonStarship 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 8:13

Never again can you get your v card back.

cmac86 23

Sunday 17 January 2010 8:16

ydi for losing your virginity that fast and with someone you obviously didn't know too well.

Kelly_Kelly 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 9:42

I kind of agree with 46..

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