By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
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aphrodite14141 0

I guess he's not so amazing anymore.

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perdix 29

Transvestites can be awesome boyfriends, I suppose. He popped your cherry and doubled your wardrobe! It's a good day for you!

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aquariusxx 0

@pwincessa I think you're the only one who didn't catch on to the sarcasm in most of these comments

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Simbaby 23

@aqarius obviously you didn't see her sarcasm either .

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raithex 0

Ouchh.! That really suckks.

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BrownSugar_fml 5

Lol @6 I kinda agree

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meggiemoe47 0

I guess he's not so amazing after all:( I bet the other girl thought the same too!!

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cherriblizz 0

Wow he is amazing. He manages to get you in bed without you noticing another girl's bra nearby.

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maskedman 9

At least you lost your virginity. So there's your silver lining.

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quietlytearful 0

teehee. did you not notice the other bra when you came into the room? maybe you should ask him about it. I guess it's possible that it belonged to someone like his mom or sister(?). optimism is good.

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jiveturkey2 0

my bf did that to me too I just found out in a diff way. guys suck

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fenjen 0

Is it just me or are these fml's not real?.. I mean.. not 1 of them is bad english and they all start with Today,...

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waterynuggets 0

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cenafreak13 7

If you've ever submitted an FML, you would know that that's how the site starts all of them. Also, they get to pick which ones are chosen so they will pick the ones with proper grammar.

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