Love: Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only... - FML

By geewhiz - 01/02/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 15:18 - France

Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML

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Lonely

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 00:29 - United States

Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

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Late bloomer

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 05:01

Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML

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By loser - 02/03/2016 00:20 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my mum asked when she's getting grandkids. I had to tell her that, at 21 years-old, I hadn't even managed to get a boyfriend yet. FML

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By lovesucks - 18/12/2009 20:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that the most kisses I ever get are in text messages from my Dad. FML

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Grammie!

By luciazee - 06/06/2013 20:51 - Peru - Lima

Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

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By playdated - 06/06/2014 06:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I am so shy and friendless that my mother is literally setting up a play-date with one of her friend's daughters. I'm 25 years-old and this is my best chance at making a friend. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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Single life

By idk what to do - 04/03/2021 00:30

Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML

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By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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Top comments

Slai_fml 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:40

I've been on fml for quite some time and this is the first time I've ever seen an OP post! It's a marvelous experience I ought to kiss you.

effit 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:16

Shit, I'll kiss you.

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MarkeyMarc 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:16

about having conversations...talk to people about your classes like "oh man that was so lame today when mr. blah did that." just to be interacting with people about tihngs that you have in common and you can talk about class and eventually be friends. i used to just talk to this girl about our english class and what we thought about it and we ended up becoming friends.

007phantom 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:40

I'm in the same situation but I don't talk to my mum alot........

Ajaxxx 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:19

I'm 18, looks like we're on the same boat 'cept for the mother part. The reason for this problem resides in my hardcore study Asian friends.**** BLOCKERS -.-

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:19

Welcome to the club. I'm 26.

Fury3321 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:48

Im half an hour away from you!!!

flora8866 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:30

Ha-ha, I am 20 and same story...not by choice though.

master_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:59

how do u guys know its a chick?

dreamofme 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:18

I'll give you a proper conversation. I love making new friends

dan81892 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:43

Same situation with me: I'm 16 (a guy), never had a girlfriend, and never kissed a girl. When I get to be your age I probably won't be any farther ahead than I am now, either.

GreenOrangutan 0

Friday 24 April 2009 6:14

Dude is it the uni in urbana cause i'm going there. Shit I feel bad or myself.

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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML

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Today, I accidentally liked my ex's new partner's photo while stalking them on social media. Now I have to decide between pretending it never happened if they happened to notice, or sending a fruit basket with a note that says, "Sorry for the accidental like. It's not you; it's muscle memory." FML

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Today, my wife found out about all the crazy stuff my ex and I used to do in my car, which I still drive. Serves me right for encouraging them to be friends. I hope she doesn’t find out about what went down on our ottoman, I can’t afford a new one. FML

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Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML

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Today, as a veteran blood donor, I made a friend who was donating for the first time- I told her not to be scared and that I've been doing it for six years and that it was a great way to help people. While at the snack area afterwards, I passed out, started convulsing and went into shock. FML

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Today, my wife told me she is no longer sexually attracted to me. She also can’t understand why I still don’t want to go on her 35th birthday trip to London. FML

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