By lifesux - 05/02/2011 21:28 - South Africa

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML
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waswashere 0

WTF?!?!? they have KFC in south Africa?!?!?

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bigsc 0

you're lucky; should have been arrested

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bigsc 0

you're lucky; should have been arrested

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derpherp 0

Σ（・□・；） MY KFC?!?!?

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

well maybe they're black... it's all explained! haaaaaa I joke, I'm not that racist. :)

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alwa7sh 2

Thats weird, the colonel usually asks for 100 push ups.

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AwesomeAsFcuk 0

I bet op and his mom was black.

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Rawket_Lawnchair 0

Silly black people! :D They'll do anything to get their hands on some chikins.

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The_Moustache 6

When I was in Colonel Sanders battalion, he almost never asked for push-ups. He mostly just asked us to do about five squats, then we just ate chicken.

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waswashere 0

WTF?!?!? they have KFC in south Africa?!?!?

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Rachel_fml 20

Yes, they do. ;-)

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

haha I bet KFC is hella popular in Africa..... hmmm did that sound hella racist?

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Sirin_fml 46

Yeah it did, sunshine. Just a little bit.

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ConfusionsLoveMe 0

Calm the hell down . Africa is not hiding behind a rock . They aren't neanderthals , they have malls too . I know this because I am from Africa .

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waswashere 0

thanks for correcting my mistake sirin

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Andygk15 3

Yea of course, black people love the chicken wings :)

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JCHammer 5

Origins of the African Americans love for chicken??

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

hey my racist remark got moderated, I'm sad now

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fadingaway 17

Yes. We have all kinds of fast food places here in South Africa. We also have houses and internet and schools and electricity, same as the US/UK. Moron.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

That's because racism and racist comments aren't tolerated on this community. Read the ******* rules before you post, dipshit. >:(

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you_failed 15

Ms. Ghetto-fabulous... B)

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millionaire93 0

haha someone needs to lay off the wings I see

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DarkHelmet 10

I understand this situation perfectly. That customer and ur Mom both wanted the last 8pc of Extra Crispy so they had to duel for it. the only sin I seeing in this is that ur Mom lost!!!

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