By timero - 16/11/2009 06:59 - France

Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus with animals that can’t fit on your lap. He then hoisted it onto his lap, while the sheep stared at me, baaing loudly. FML
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Wizardo 33

Sounds like you got fleeced.

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PhoenixChick 26

The funny thing about sheep is, if you take them off their feet they kinda don't know what to do and weird out. Sorta part trance, part drug trip. It's why they "sit" sheep on their butts to shear them, they just ...sit there with this "duuuuude" look on their face and baa. So, that sheep was trippin' balls on that bus.

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james_logan 19

Sometimes when trying to move a sheep, if it's stubborn and doesn't want to move, I carry it and it stays super still and doesn't utter a single sound. Now I will forever think I'm helping sheep get high.

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james_logan 19

Was it the general with sheep in the big city?

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james_logan 19

For those who don't know, I'm referring to the cartoon called "Sheep in the big city"

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Weasely 11

I like how people downvoted you for explaining the reference lol. Comment voters on this site make no sense.

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Badkarma4u 17

Fyi it bleated at you.

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bonehead69 15

that's a baaaaaad situation to be in..

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Bomben 4

How is that a FML situation? It should be an "I love my life".

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Joshawott 21

I love how the beginning of this FML either implies you have a different job on other days, or that you're an improv actor. "Today, I'm a bus driver in Paris. Tomorrow, I'm a Barista in Copenhagen"

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Knittedbirch 8

Don't you mean a baa-rista? Y'know, at the bar full of sheep? Because we're making jokes about sheep? ...I'll see myself out.

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GlennJakob 1

huh.. usually welsh people aren't that rude.

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Unenunciable 14

Maybe he was finally fulfilling his dream of taking the love of his life on a romantic hotel vacation in Paris <3

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