Work: Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge... - FML

By X-men - 16/04/2015 02:24 - Honduras

Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call me Wolverine. At every lesson, they wait for me with pens stuck between their fingers. FML

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TigranPet 24

Thursday 26 May 2016 18:07

That sounds awesome.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 26 May 2016 18:17

The funniest part of this FML was when I noticed the female icon next to the name. :D

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breakingbermuda 4

Thursday 26 May 2016 19:09

I said "you deserved it", not because you actually deserve it, but because you it's kid of your own fault since you can just shave

thatweirdasian 22

Friday 27 May 2016 1:51

Oh so it's okay for others to make fun of him? Interesting.

dogestuffup 11

Thursday 26 May 2016 19:49

where do you teach, OP?

burgermike92 17

Thursday 26 May 2016 19:58

Bonjour, bub!

gracehi 31

Thursday 26 May 2016 20:04

Clearly you love your beard more than you hate you students' jests... and that's because your beard is awesome. Hooray for beard love!

Densetsu1000 14

Thursday 26 May 2016 20:05

That sounds amazing.

searchr999 14

Thursday 26 May 2016 20:05

i think that is pretty cool. my own is getting there but no hole

Le_ponderer 14

Thursday 26 May 2016 21:21

You gotta own it OP! Come in with a faux fang on one arm and teach like that all day. They'll see you are not fazed and respect you more for finding a way to one-up them.

DanielleinDC 33

Thursday 26 May 2016 21:54

And you're not shaving it...why?

sassysamm22 7

Thursday 26 May 2016 22:13

Dude that sounds amazing tho

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 26 May 2016 22:21

What class do you teach? I'd learn with a teacher like this

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