Work: Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge... - FML

By X-men - 16/04/2015 02:24 - Honduras

Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call me Wolverine. At every lesson, they wait for me with pens stuck between their fingers. FML

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TigranPet 24

Thursday 26 May 2016 18:07

That sounds awesome.

Zebediabolical 39

Thursday 26 May 2016 18:17

The funniest part of this FML was when I noticed the female icon next to the name. :D

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Villy23 12

Thursday 26 May 2016 22:52

so... shave?

quicksandy 11

Thursday 26 May 2016 22:55

How is this even an FML?

dragoongirl90 34

Friday 27 May 2016 2:26

And?

Ze_Torch 12

Friday 27 May 2016 4:45

You can either fight it or accept the yellow spandex, bub.

MuffinMn 9

Friday 27 May 2016 6:03

ohhh pens not...

MrGodface 21

Friday 27 May 2016 6:24

"You're not students anymore, you're X-Men"

Jite_fml 5

Friday 27 May 2016 11:24

People seem to whine on this site a lot. If you don't like them calling you wolverine, then grow your beard until there is no hole or shave off that beard entirely.

Jite_fml 5

Friday 27 May 2016 12:49

I love how my earlier comment was moderated because I said I didn't understand how a person who chooses not to grow their beard out or shave it all off was an FML. How else does someone have huge hair hole?

AvidCollector 6

Friday 27 May 2016 13:20

That's hilarious actually!

slavka012 11

Friday 27 May 2016 14:06

That sounds badass!

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