By X-men - 16/04/2015 02:24 - Honduras

Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call me Wolverine. At every lesson, they wait for me with pens stuck between their fingers. FML
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TigranPet 24

The funniest part of this FML was when I noticed the female icon next to the name. :D

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Why is that an FML? Trim it up to look even more like Wolverine and go with it. Kids learn better when they think the teacher is cool. Next time show up with pens between YOUR fingers.

Think it's time to trim that beard. Best of luck OP..

I actually think that's pretty cool, lol. You can't make fun of anyone by calling them Wolverine, because Wolverine is just that awesome! ...unless you don't like Wolverine, then that's a different story and I'm sorry!

The funniest part of this FML was when I noticed the female icon next to the name. :D

I wouldn't mind being called Wolverine!

I'd embrace it full out if I was you! No FML here.

Well, if you ever go on any blind dates, at least you'll know why the other party seems to be looking at other men… it's out of an inability to handle the attraction they feel to your mutant charm for prolonged periods of time.

Cause he's a weapon(X) of mass seduction