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By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2018 19:00

Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:01

Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Denial

By Isabella - 20/09/2022 22:30

Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML

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kayteakay 26

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:10

You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.

Alvarortor 14

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:10

Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child

Comments

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:33

OP You don't sound foolish enough to be with a guy like that. Poor baby. I have a 3 month old and love him dearly. The only thing I'm sorry for you is that baby has your ignorant fiancés DNA.

greggly123 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:49

You might as well, because statistically you're more likely to get divorced and fight over the damn kid. Cut your loses when you have the chance

rockhead1270 5

Tuesday 4 February 2014 23:16

**** him and feed him fish heads

Mandy_Hime 6

Tuesday 4 February 2014 23:26

Wow...So basically, he's telling you to pretend you are not pregnant so you have a miscarriage?! That has to be the lowest thing a father-to-be could say

JT_JT 3

Tuesday 4 February 2014 23:29

This is a classic case of denial... You'll be on Maury proving his ass wrong ... Congratz

valentinov 15

Tuesday 4 February 2014 23:50

I don't understand how men this stupid get laid. Einstein was right: a woman's mind is the greatest mystery. It's sad that natural selection doesn't apply to this kind of moron. I'm sorry to say this (as a man), but it's your fault you gave this idiot the chance to procreate! "You reap what you saw"

LeahLegendary 7

Tuesday 4 February 2014 23:52

Hey, you people are overeacting. What's OP going to think when she reads these comments? My Husband did the same thing my first pregnancy. And now I'm 6weeks with my 2nd child and he's doing it again. It's denial, for him now mostly because my birth control failed and my Son is only 5 months old. Maybe OP's birth control failed also? Stop assuming and just be supportive. :) That's all she needs right now! Hopefully he falls in love with the baby when you have your first ultrasound! My husband did, sometimes it just takes men a little longer than women. Good luck OP :)

Curlytwirly22 17

Wednesday 5 February 2014 0:11

I'm sure he was kidding

kat_moore15 12

Wednesday 5 February 2014 0:13

Wow if anyone ever did that to me.. They'd get it.

KacyA93 7

Wednesday 5 February 2014 0:35

I am sorry for this. I've been where you are, except I wasn't married. I tried to have an abortion, but it didn't work. My son was born early, but now is a happy and healthy 6 month old.