Kids: Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided...

By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML

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By Marcella - 24/10/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 17:42 - Pakistan

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 05:15 - United States - Mineola

Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML

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MAKE UP YOUR MIND

By preggo eggo - 30/11/2017 16:00

Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML

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Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2018 19:00

Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML

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Cryptic reaction

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:01

Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML

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No kidding

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 18:41 - United States - Portland

Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Denial

By Isabella - 20/09/2022 22:30

Today, I'm 9 months pregnant and the father of my child has suddenly decided that the child I've carried for 9 months isn't his, and that it was "too late" to try and fix our relationship. He's the only man who could be the father, he's just finding every excuse to say, "Sorry, but no thank you." FML

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kayteakay 26

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:10

You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.

Alvarortor 14

Tuesday 4 February 2014 19:10

Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child

Comments

Honema 16

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:05

I thought he was joking... The world is so much happier in my eyes..

bloody_neko14 8

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:06

thats a beautiful username and his speacial lol

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:06

Yeah, that's how that works.

ravenh1979 13

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:11

Wow.. I'd be looking for a new man!! That's so messed up!! Smh

imchacon22 19

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:12

He sounds like such a catch

Spark_Slicker 19

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:15

You struck gold with this one, OP. You struck gold.

Robert1989 9

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:23

your boyfriend is a dumnass..

perdix 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:24

According to my Punnett square, your child has a 75% chance of being a dumbass! (I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you're not a dumbass.)

gracehi 31

Tuesday 4 February 2014 21:10

That's assuming that dumbassery is a dominant trait, and sensibility is a recessive trait. It could be that... Ah, who am I kidding? Sorry,OP. Looks like odds are that you'll be the proud mamma of a bouncing baby dumbass.

perdix 29

Tuesday 4 February 2014 21:46

#71, is there really any doubt that dumbassery is a dominant trait? Have you looked around lately?

buttcramp 21

Tuesday 4 February 2014 20:37

I can only hope this was a terrible joke. I got pregnant while engaged too, and I didn't think I could have children so we weren't using any sort of protection. I felt very scared and unprepared because I didn't have a very good childhood but I did what the doctor said and when we saw that first ultrasound I fell in love with this little bean in my belly! hang in there, OP. having a baby is a wooooonderful experience!

nevereyes 31

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:05

Not if your tokophobic. Then it's the worst thing imaginable.

buttcramp 21

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:36

lol well played.. but honestly, my daughter is my greatest accomplishment. you don't know what pride means until you have kids..

nevereyes 31

Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:39

Correction you don't know what suffering is until you go threw the hell of having a unwanted freaky alien thing growing in and abusing you body. Would rather be dead. You don't know pride until you have pride with yourself and your life.