By fattymcbutterpants - 19/06/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I'm a nanny. After the kids went to bed the dog wouldn't stop barking violently unless I held the end of a blanket for him to hump. I need a raise. FML
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TheIllusion 0

Just be glad it was a blanket and NOT your leg.

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EvilDoll 7

how did you decide that the best way to silence a dog was to let him hump something?

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Livinia 11

The only one with the "raise" here is the dog. But I agree, you definitely do need one.

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blackberry90210 0

perhaps op should stop cleaning the house on all fours? it might be sexually frustating for it seeing her fat ass rippling about all day

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mismonroe 0

Oh, I do the same thing. At least you have a job.

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ImaMonsterRawr 0

You have someone hold the end of a blanket and you hump it?

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sydneymwfca 10

well, thats unfortunate.

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Marques23 5

you are pretty from what I can see

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xCocobirdx 0

If it was a dominance hump, then hump it back to show him who's boss ;3 lol.

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ryanst 7

You're getting paid to watch kids and pleasure a dog.. You're not just a nanny, you're a prostitute.

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insects4u 0

dog training 101. ignore the dog and it will eventually get board. repeat after me, you are smarter than a dog.

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mismonroe 0

It's already 'board'.

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mismonroe 0

Or has one at least.

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I_Hate_Tpyos 0

21- judging by your spelling, you're not even smarter than a dog.

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d10cat 0

hey nanny can u get humped

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