By Anonymous - 07/05/2010 08:30 - United States

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Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 916
You deserved it 4 929

Same thing different taste

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is he talking about a blow up doll? if so, that's hilarious :)

skyeyez9 24

Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.

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that sounds fun, maybe a bit embarassinf but fun

shanonsy 0

I think that was a funny gift!

just laugh it off and use it when your lonely!

For my last birthday my friends bought me a number of items including a vibrator and porno cards as a joke. They were all individually wrapped and they made me open the gifts in front of a number of teachers. It was hillarious, you're just too uptight

elizanena9 0

I like how the OP worded it. "...erm...'friend'"...for lonely people.

C'mon! Blow-up dolls are hilarious! Once gave a Fatty Patty to a friend on Xmas! XD

people I'm pretty sure it's not a blowup doll-this sound WAAAY more sexual then that hinthint