By InDisbelief - 12/04/2013 20:17 - United States - Racine

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Today, my girlfriend's parents were out of town, so I stayed the night, hoping for some fun. Somehow, we started talking about conspiracy theories, and she spent the next half hour ranting at me about how Osama bin Laden is really still alive. FML
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quincykid23 6

**** blocked by Osama? Never heard of that happening before...

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Sounds like y'all had lots and lots of fun...

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Silly_Lilly6969 23

Sounds like y'all had lots and lots of fun...

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Bloodjoker 11

30 minutes of ranting? You have ALL Night to seal team six her

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quincykid23 6

**** blocked by Osama? Never heard of that happening before...

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perdix 29

You didn't see "Zero Dark Thirty" then.

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gc327072 30

You mean Zero Dark Dirty? Wait, did I watch the right movie?

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Wizardo 33

Nothing like conspiracy theories for a bit of foreplay... unless the illuminati is using **** to twist peoples perception of love and sex to control the desires of a society or maybe that's just me...

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firefighter925 18

Hey that's a good way of getting people though lol

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Wizardo 33

I saw it on the History Channel, of course its legit *indignant sigh*

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feldco1 17

So if you we're there all night and she took up 30 minutes, there's still plenty of time to have that fun OP!

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nemisis11 12

I clicked this one to leave the exact same comment, well played!

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amifaiyaz 12

It happens. It might not have been the kind of fun you were expecting but it still sounds pretty entertaining.

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perdix 29

Yeah, he and Dick Cheney are yucking it up in Wyoming over their 9/11 caper. I hear they're doing a lot of fly-fishing.

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TheCutestLizard 28

She's right. I read it on the Internet so it must be true.

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jem970 19

They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true!

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PandaKitteh 20

And where'd you hear that? ;]

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gabe222 25

I have a date with a french model I met on the onternet too!

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Sadly, I've heard of many people who believe that. OP, I think we both need to hang out with some more intelligent people. :/

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Megan639 16

Never bring up religion or politics.

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YepThatsMeee 23

That's actually basic training for Europeans doing business with Americans... "Never ever discuss religion or politics with an American.

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YepThatsMeee 23

19, politicians don't discuss politics openly. They just keep repeating their own convictions.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

"There are 3 things I've learned never to discuss with people. Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." -Linus van Pelt

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jackiemora 18

At least she's a thinker? Yeah I don't know.

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