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By TayTay - 16/05/2009 07:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML

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You deserved it 12 445

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By jeanrose2013 - 23/10/2012 22:12 - United States - Jonesboro

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend when a guy walked up to me and told me I look exactly like Taylor Swift. My boyfriend punched him in the face and told him that Taylor Swift is a lot more attractive. I'm actually considering leaving him for the complete stranger. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 353

You deserved it 3 199

By really? - 13/08/2013 06:58 - United States

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 634

You deserved it 6 730

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Cicero

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML

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You deserved it 96

By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 996

You deserved it 8 390

By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 983

You deserved it 7 113

By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 444

You deserved it 8 785

By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 908

You deserved it 2 728

Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 675

You deserved it 6 378

By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 048

You deserved it 9 540

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 488

You deserved it 4 022

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

He was probably just having fun.

Emma_91 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

Like 2 said, maybe he was jokiing...

Comments

YDIdouche 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:11

Like you didn't know he was gay for going to a Taylor Swift concert in the first place.

Enoch134 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:47

lol the first sentence is a fml enough lol

killerviral 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 1:48

IDE do that to for fun

yuop77 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 2:47

ya really how could u not see it comin?

dannnn_fml 0

Monday 26 April 2010 1:30

ydi for going to a Taylor swift concert

2gether4ever 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:32

you obviously knew he was kidding

granthm 0

Friday 7 May 2010 21:32

YDI for making him go

cloud_strife_ 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 20:25

YDI for listening to Taylor Swift.

Atmaster 3

Monday 9 August 2010 19:09

are you sure it was said "scream if you love country boys!" or did it say "scream if you love country, boys!" ??? bb

myknewverr 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:18

punctuation saves lives. :p

asocial_much 6

Thursday 12 May 2011 20:41

So would I. Autoderision is a great virtue!

brkn_hearted 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:13

how long had you been going out? and hope that he was kidding maybe? or if not, that you'd be okay if he was bi or something... but i hope that didn't make the rest of the concert a bad experience for ya... best wishes that things turn out well :)

Honda288 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 7:19

Fuuck you! Don't hate

folfg0 12

Thursday 5 July 2012 1:15

Wow you took his joke just a little to seriously....

Kazze 31

Thursday 25 December 2014 2:59

TL;DR

ThuNDeY 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 16:45

Your IQ might hit room temperature some day...

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

He was probably just having fun.

frozenshake 5

Thursday 16 December 2010 4:15

I know right? wtf that is not an fml

elephantday12 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 7:20

that's what I thought!

Emma_91 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

Like 2 said, maybe he was jokiing...

noha_fml 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

i was gonna say exactly the same thing as #1. seriously ...taylor swift

AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

you choose a gay boyfriend , YDI

_afterthought 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:16

How did you EVER get your boyfriend to go to that with you? My boyfriend and I listen to different music and he would still go to a concert for a band that I like but that's just kind of pushing it. Was he swimming in a sea of fifteen year old girls?

Nederlander95 14

Monday 28 October 2013 13:32

I'm on the football team. Me, 2 of our 3 captains, the senior qb, and our 6'6, 330 pound D1 prospect are going to her concert later this year.

bedspring_kiss54 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:26

#1, agreed, lol. Anyway, maybe he wasn't paying that much attention to the sign?

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:26

Hey, it was bound to come out sooner or later. Frankly, you should have seen it coming since he went with you to a Taylor Swift concert. And #8 has a good argument.