Holidays: Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant.... - FML

By Anonyme - 01/08/2015 04:51 - Japan - Iruma

Today, I’m on vacation in Japan. Hungry, I went to a restaurant. Looking at photos of the food, I selected a lovely looking bowl of rice with slices of squid. I was served some ice cream. With squid. On a unidentified white mousse. I’m still hungry. FML

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RosesThorn17 7

Wednesday 18 May 2016 18:05

The "white mousse" in your dish was probably "Shirako" Its considered a delicacy in some parts of Japan. If I tell you Shirako translates to "white children" can you make a guess as to what you actually ordered? Fish sperm. You ordered fish sperm.

UserDoesNotExist 12

Wednesday 18 May 2016 17:30

"Um... this doesn't look like rice, sir."

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GeeThatSucks 9

Thursday 19 May 2016 7:30

When in Rome

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 26 July 2017 8:18

next time order sushi

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