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By Anonymous - 14/03/2016 23:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I'm recovering from a brain injury that occurred a few months ago. The newest challenge I'm facing is thinking the floor is moving any time there is a change in colour or texture. My house has patterned tile floors and carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Alexa, play "I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down" by Elvis Costello

By Anonymous - 31/03/2022 00:01

Today, I’m finally getting over a bad accident I had, and I'm allowed to start walking again. Alas, I’ve been flat on my back in a hospital bed for so many months, I’m having to get used to standing upright again. I get so dizzy from standing, I keep falling and hurting myself. FML

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By Clumsy76 - 20/04/2018 15:00

Today, I moved into a new downstairs flat. I promptly fell down said stairs. I have a broken pelvis now and can't walk or go down steps for 3 months. FML

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By imatotalloser - 28/07/2017 05:00

Today, after months of telling my landlord about the weak floorboards in my living room, I fell through them as I was trying to repair them myself. FML

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Fall from grace

By Klutz - 18/08/2022 04:00

Today, I realized that over the past few months, I seem to be getting more and more prone to bumping into things, and tripping over nothing. I'm also apparently more prone to getting injured when this happens. I've always been uncoordinated, but this is getting out of hand. I'm falling apart. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By The captain - 21/08/2011 23:09 - Canada

Today, I found out what it's like to get brain-freeze while recovering from a head injury. FML

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Well balanced

By Anonymous - 31/07/2022 14:00

Today, after years of martial arts training, ballet, and dance, I thought I had pretty good balance for a dude. Then I accidentally stuck both legs in one side of my pants and tipped head first into the wall. The ER doctor has scheduled a test for TBI, and the vertigo “may be permanent.” FML

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By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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Tuesday 15 March 2016 8:07

The floor is lava!

bxilee 16

Tuesday 15 March 2016 8:07

dang OP that sucks, maybe try your best not to look at the ground too much? I don't know what to tell you

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saffy66 34

Tuesday 15 March 2016 10:32

Maybe you can lay down some plain rugs?

ulissey_fml 22

Tuesday 15 March 2016 11:35

If you try and replace the offending rugs with ...floating floors , will that cause a lot of rowing in your house ?

syki 22

Tuesday 15 March 2016 13:27

This is such a clunky play on words, but I snorfled anyway, so you get a thumbs up from me. :P

DomsterDC 16

Tuesday 15 March 2016 12:07

Just place a giant blue tarp over your floor- Problem solved and now you can walk around with shoes on without getting dirt on the carpet :)

pgx007 6

Tuesday 15 March 2016 14:09

he must feel high af

AKchic 7

Tuesday 15 March 2016 16:56

I have no real words that will help you. I am so sorry for what you are going through and I hope that you recover quickly and completely. Good luck.

FitFriday 32

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:14

How did you injure your head/brain?

Taiiametai 8

Tuesday 15 March 2016 19:02

OP, for our clients that have similar experiences, we would put something down on the floor that would interrupt the pattern. It can, depending on the person, be as small as a piece of white paper. You can also get some cheap rolls of paper and put that down as needed, just watch out for trip-hazards. Best of luck in your recovery!