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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 01:26 - Israel

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

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Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML

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By bridetobe - 22/07/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML

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By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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Life's a beach

By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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loveuforever 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

Elephants are cool though.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:17

Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?

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alicecanitbe 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 3:27

partying partying (YA) fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend :P sorry .. first thing that came to mind :B

blackmarble5 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 3:43

hahaha rofl

rj33445 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 5:16

it's ok overall though

Badkisses4u 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:39

its not that bad i sit here in the dark on friday and saturday nights watching my husband sleep cuz i cant make noise

beastboy103 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 20:46

i saw that one!!!!!!!!!!!!

I_Deserved_It 10

Monday 20 June 2011 2:54

Did anyone else just google "decomposing elephants"?

bananahannah60 0

Monday 20 June 2011 6:20

haha I lol'd at this one.

nickbucci1252 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 13:42

wow

GrooveSponge 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 16:35

Hey, whatever tickles your pickle.

gardenwhipped 5

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:16

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt company.... The history channel, discovery and TLC can be like crack for smart people. I had to give my tivo away so i would stop watching TV.

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