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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 01:26 - Israel

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

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By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

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loveuforever 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

Elephants are cool though.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:17

Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?

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Cheylea 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:30

Don't feel bad, I laid on the couch & fell asleep for 4 hours.... great Friday night huh?

elmolover101 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:07

your weird

KickItHigh 32

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:09

Well, you learned something right?

ximenita0731 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:23

whats wrong? we not always have to be out, partying like crazy on friday nights!

freddyisepic 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:33

i've been wondering where boners went because i always looked for his pic. guess i gotta look for this one now

Marcel4_fml 3

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:36

I'm in the same boat as u OP....minus watching decomposing elephants

BADDiam 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:38

well t.g.i.f !

richard121212 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:29

go **** your boyfriend

captainTexas84 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 9:34

by decomposing elephants do you mean ****?

kittennn 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 10:00

Is this the one where the hyena is eating out the elephants butt and bursts it's intestine and gets blown away by the explosion of GAS?! Great documentary ;)

MerrikBarbarian 9

Sunday 19 June 2011 8:51

hey take pity on that hyena- burst intestine smells rank! carnivores worse then herbivores, but still nothing you want to smell

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