Miscellaneous: Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 01:26 - Israel

Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By fall3nrain - 11/09/2009 21:07 - United States

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Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

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loveuforever 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:16

Elephants are cool though.

KingDingALing 9

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:17

Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 10:06

It would be more interesting then my night was. Sitting in an auto repair store waiting for them to inspect a flat tire.

melysah44 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:17

yo what channel

ALFURSAN 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:24

That's! very awkward.

thetrollyoulike 6

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:27

I am kind of getting jealous of boners for being a sexy bitch... boners, teach me your ways!!!

imustbeinsane 2

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:38

me three :) can't be too bad

lyndz_20 8

Saturday 18 June 2011 11:43

What an exciting life you have there

IWantLamingtons 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 12:18

**** yeah!!! Decomposing elephants,wooooooo!!!!!

DawnMarie11 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:10

wow thanks for the next item on my 'to do list' lol

marcyfrances 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:25

get a hobby

Jazzalyn 10

Saturday 18 June 2011 14:34

I'm home on a Saturday night...technically not alone, but the only other people here are my parents and they're asleep, so I don't think it counts. I was the same last night. What's your point? Is being home alone on Friday somehow a bad thing? Also...decomposing elephants? o_O...

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