Kids: Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because...

By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By Connor - 25/12/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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By I Hate My Brother - 09/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML

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By cunts, cunts everywhere - 11/03/2013 11:57 - Australia

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Winchesterlover - 05/02/2011 18:41 - United States

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

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By fmlgirl - 09/05/2014 18:44 - Netherlands - Hulst

Today, my brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillet while at my place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants my blood, because she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML

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Cads1 24

Tuesday 7 July 2015 16:20

Did you answer with "with my unbroken fist"?

19990231 29

Tuesday 7 July 2015 16:20

You still won the most important victory. Never forget it.

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jbebber24 4

Tuesday 7 July 2015 18:55

But you let him grab and twist your finger

gracehi 31

Tuesday 7 July 2015 21:23

What a stupid thing to say.

SydLovesLacey 18

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:03

This is a win.

xluciferx666 21

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:04

Challenge him again but get behind him and chuck the wii remote at the back of his head and say "that's how you little hell spawn"

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:13

That's not an ER issue, maybe urgent care. I'm now concerned about your hospital bill.

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:24

That's when you **** punt him in his mangina with your unbroken foot.

myanichole 22

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:40

Looks like you have a future killer in your hands.

DA3Z 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:42

Games don't make people hurt people, games make losers hurt people! Sorry OP, pretty funny that he got that riled up over it. Hope you are alright.

DEATHLORD_fml 16

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:52

Beat the shit outta the little ****

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:53

Talk about a sore loser...

LetsNotForget 22

Tuesday 7 July 2015 19:54

With your thumbs.

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