By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
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joeyl2008 29

You need hookers. lots of hookers

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Tripartita 44

It doesn't matter what you do OP, they will NEVER love you the way you love them! Trust me… On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".

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AScooterman 12

Call the happy ending massage parlor

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west546 13

Its aight OP just get yourself a pair of compressions

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dracolich 27

Open up your favorite **** site and give yourself some care. You're the one responsible for your sexual health.

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mercyelvira42 23

Just wait until closing time when the most beautiful mannequin will come to life and make all of your sexual desires come to fruition. You don't happen to work with a black flamboyant window decorator named Hollywood, do you?

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Fustercluck 14

well I mean, whatever it takes to get your rocks off man

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papabear88 6

was it a sexy one? hahaha

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Cerebral_Origami 5

It's spelled "depraved". ;)

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ZoroMiHawk 25

"deprived" and "depraved" mean different things. If you actually knew what depraved means, you'd know "I'm so sexually depraved" makes no sense.

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