By Anonycock - 06/01/2016 17:15 - Qatar - Doha

Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
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joeyl2008 29

You need hookers. lots of hookers

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Tripartita 44

It doesn't matter what you do OP, they will NEVER love you the way you love them! Trust me… On an unrelated note, I'd advise you to look up the word "agalmatophilia".

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andrmac 25

For a laugh watch the movie Mannequin from the 80's although that may be like **** for you.

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Garnetshaddow 30

That's harsh. Maybe OP works a lot or is in school. OP could also be introverted and shy and have a hard time talking to people. I do think though... OP might benefit from some quality alone time with the internet. It might be relaxing.

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freddygasman 18

Or, if he likes inanimate objects, might i suggest a sturdy doll.

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The_ghetto_mango 25

WHOA, bro. Think on the bright side. At least you know you don't have a problem. You can still be aroused!

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Berber260 14

Just make the mannequin a hole and you're ready

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Kaihara_ 5

maybe you have a thing for wii fit trainer?

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Mike_Oxhard 14

You got a hard on from touching a plastic doll? Good thing you don't work in the toy department.

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vikky538 28

Do you know 46 times rule on 9gag.. Please follow and you will never not have these problem

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