Miscellaneous: Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. I'm obsessive about cleanliness...

By maxmess - 21/06/2016 21:39

Today, I'm staying with my in-laws. I'm obsessive about cleanliness and neatness. They're candidates for a certain show about hoarders. I want to shower in bleach. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 17:26 - United States - Louisville

Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML

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By ocdistheworst - 26/08/2013 20:05 - United States - Gardena

Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML

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By HannahBretts - 24/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Turlock

Today, I'm watching a TV show about horrible germs in hotel rooms that you can catch from a bed... while I am stuck in a hotel room... on the bed. FML

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By unicornlovet - 14/08/2019 18:00

Today, I was cleaning, anticipating my hypercritical in-laws coming to see our new house. Literally 10 minutes before they arrived, sewage backed up the basement drain. My father-in-law spent the entire visit commenting on the smell, and how he couldn’t use the washroom. FML

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Deadly cocktail

By blame the maid - 13/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, my very sheltered girlfriend decided to surprise me by cleaning our apartment. Although she grew up with housekeepers and maids, I thought it was common knowledge that you don’t try cleaning the bathroom with both bleach and ammonia. We still can’t go back inside our place. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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New life

By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 17:04 - Germany

Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML

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Classy

By Anonymous - 22/10/2019 22:00 - France

Today, I've got two family members over to stay. So far, I have found a dirty Q-Tip, a nasty toe nail and had to clean up period blood from toilets, bin, and the floor. FML

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In-laws, in-fighting

By MsGamerLady - 08/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

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alex_gen 38

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:09

I'll stay tuned for your episode OP!

allykaymorris 24

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:03

I like to watch Hoarders... Makes me feel better about my messy room.

Comments

kristinyash 12

Friday 1 July 2016 19:34

doesn't worth to be published

fabs1171 23

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:01

I'm so sorry!! I hope your visit is t a long one

Ironman_I_Am 7

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:02

I'd say you in quite a mess! Literally!

allykaymorris 24

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:03

I like to watch Hoarders... Makes me feel better about my messy room.

drayloon 50

Sunday 14 August 2016 19:16

Hey, that's why I like to read FML, makes me feel better about shitty things in my life lol

alex_gen 38

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:09

I'll stay tuned for your episode OP!

Odin1624 12

Sunday 14 August 2016 9:12

That's tough bud, the only solution that doesn't involve bleach would be showering in a motel room if you are that huge of a clean freak

jamieblue6 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 10:08

Shower them in bleach instead!

KingSquisher 13

Sunday 14 August 2016 10:55

Everyone has their own little hell, and this is probably yours.

ItsSintija 8

Sunday 14 August 2016 14:49

I am so sorry.

emh86 14

Sunday 14 August 2016 15:06

My parents are hoarders too. Have been for years and years. Unfortunately it's more often than not a result of a deeper psychological issue :( I remember Making a game of it when my sisters and I were younger. We'd hide a bunch of stuff and see how long it'd take them to notice, the quickest they realised one item that was Missing was about 3 months.