Miscellaneous: Today, I’m supervising an exam. I spot a girl going to the bathroom... - FML

By Raspunzel - 07/02/2013 00:37 - Cameroon

Today, I’m supervising an exam. I spot a girl going to the bathroom with a paper in her pocket. Stopping her just in time, I waved the paper about. It was a sanitary towel. FML

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ThePandoricaOpen 18

Thursday 9 June 2016 13:53

It WAS a pad. That's what a sanitary napkin is.

tigerisabelle 31

Thursday 9 June 2016 9:47

I'm too tired to process the tense changes in this. However, it's probably 200 times more embarrassing for her, OP. F HER life.

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revolvearoundme 15

Friday 10 June 2016 8:46

Wow way to be a dick and rush to judge someone and embarrass them in front of everyone. I hope you learned a lesson and stop being that kind of person.

Flyndaran 10

Friday 29 July 2016 22:13

Damn, girl must be heavy flowing to need a whole sanitary TOWEL rather than just the common sanitary napkin. ;) I don't have a problem with menstruation, but napkin sounds grosser than pad, tampon, etc. It sounds like what my grandparents need at the dinner table to avoid dribbling onto their plates.

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