Miscellaneous: Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only...

By CPD - 15/10/2011 04:12 - Canada

Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 18/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a new bike from a sporting goods store. I secured the bike in the back seat and slammed the door shut, but I didn't pay close enough attention to the placement of the handlebars. I had to return the bike to pay for the shattered window. FML

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Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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tzecco 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:24

And this is why you steal movies from the internet

flying13 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:24

Did anybody tell you you lost momentum as you went uphill exhausted?

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guppyfishlette 1

Sunday 16 October 2011 0:29

Ha did almost the same thing but drove to walmart for shampoo and bought the wrong one...

malzi21 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 0:40

There's this thing called Netflix you should really consider.

RickyRelations 5

Sunday 16 October 2011 3:25

That's what u get for going green. F da erf

metalcoremaster 4

Sunday 16 October 2011 5:17

Netflix won't give u the wrong movie

GoingCommando93 14

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:46

Wow dude. Time to get a car

stefspense 2

Sunday 16 October 2011 8:41

It's called 'Netflix'

CadillacPimpen 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:34

Go to redbox!

CadillacPimpen 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 13:34

Go to redbox!

squanmonster 8

Sunday 16 October 2011 16:05

Look when your there!

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 16 October 2011 20:53

Redbox,Netflix, PPV!...hell, I think blockbuster even sends movies via mail now.

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Today, after vacuuming, I struggled to pull the nozzle attachment out. I yanked it too hard and it flew out, hitting me in the face and causing my head to jerk back into the wall behind me. My girlfriend had to drive me to the hospital for my concussion. FML

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Same thing different taste

Losing it

I want to ride my bicycle

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