Miscellaneous: Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only...

By CPD - 15/10/2011 04:12 - Canada

Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By "ztodaro" - 18/08/2017 20:00

Today, I bought a new bike from a sporting goods store. I secured the bike in the back seat and slammed the door shut, but I didn't pay close enough attention to the placement of the handlebars. I had to return the bike to pay for the shattered window. FML

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Losing it

By IamHM - 24/10/2015 18:04 - United States

Today, I walked two miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier… only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager, and everyone in line behind me. I walked two miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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I want to ride my bicycle

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 17:01

Today, I went to the drugstore on my bike. The chain came off, the pedal punctured the top of my foot and I was bleeding a lot. To add insult to injury, the ATM inside was broken. I got gauze instead of the cash I came for. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By BobRyder - 10/04/2014 20:52 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML

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By GodMemory_AbsentMind - 21/03/2017 18:00

Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML

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By BrokeAsAJoke - 29/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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tzecco 2

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:24

And this is why you steal movies from the internet

flying13 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:24

Did anybody tell you you lost momentum as you went uphill exhausted?

Comments

hateevryone 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:36

damn that's messed. its times like those that you need a car.

teenkerbelle 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:19

Guess it just wasnt ur day to watch a movie

areeautumn 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:28

get a car!

guitardude728 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:37

guess who is going for hour round trip

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:51

Guess u should´ve checked before riding home. I always do that.

Jazzmania09 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:19

There's a song for this. It was supposed to be so easy - the streets.

Numeral 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:49

Ever heard of Netflix?

SorrowFull 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:09

Video Clerk One: Do you see that douche-bag on the bike? Video Clerk Two: Yeah, the one who has already been here once before. Video Clerk One: Yeah, that's him, Let's give him the wrong movie. Video Clerk Two: (laughs) I bet he is too stupid to check to see if we gave him the wrong movie. Video Clerk One: Come on, no one would be that stupid...