Weird idea, at least you don't wonder anymore what it'd feel!

Duh! Its a bag full of hot steam, why would you direct it straight to your face

There's a giant warning on those things that says, "CAUTION CONTENTS HOT" It also says to be careful opening the bag because the steam will burn you. Sorry, honey, but this is all your fault. Please, for your own sake, don't get any job that is even remotely hazardous. Make it your life goal to be an operator or secretary or something of that sort.

Moron. **** your life indeed, if you're that dumb. You might as well give up and resign yourself to a life of idiotic mistakes.

Looks like Darwin is out there again thinning out the gene pool. Nice hyperbole, though, if you really had third-degree burns so close to your brain, you'd be clinging to life in a hospital instead of whining about it on a website.

LET IT BURN!!!

Very good. Usually when food gets out of the microwave its temperature is roughly equivalent to that of the sun... and nice username by the way, most 'fitting'

Sounds like you should switch to eating stovetop popcorn. Although maybe you should scratch that idea since you can't even use the microwave properly, you would prolly burn down the house! So pretzels instead? Or that crappy tin can popcorn?

Don't sue Orville Redenbacher because of your stupidity.

So how long have u lived on planet dumbass move back to planet DUH!