By AlbertEinstein_ - 16/07/2012 19:21 - Ireland

Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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AlbertEinstein_ 4

This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(

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Top comments

ByronJess 17

...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?

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greenie213 23

People like you are the reason we have warning labels.

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Screwwedd 12

Third Degree burns are generally painless... they burn away the nerves.

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theoriok 14

I was going to say this; the only reason third degree burns hurt is because they are generally surrounded by second and first degree burns, which will hurt.

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Faeryl_fml 6

Look up news reports about "popcorn lung". No joke, breathing that stuff in is bad.

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haileyvic14 2

You, my friend, are not too smart.

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cordelay98 10

Sounds like you just weren't thinking haha

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CountCoolness 12

Not to be obnoxious, but a third degree burn burns your actual nerves. Basically they aren't painful as there's nothing left to hurt in the burned area.

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sharond23 10

um....why woukd you do that? are you stupid?

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randybryant799 20

What the hell? Why would you do that? Everyone knows how hot it is.

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