By AlbertEinstein_ - 16/07/2012 19:21 - Ireland

Today, I made microwaveable popcorn. When the bag finished popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big whiff. It now feels like I have third degree burns inside my nose and behind my eyes. FML
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AlbertEinstein_ 4

This is my FML, i had to make an acc to comment! I know, people, this was so incredibly stupid!! I have no idea why the hell I thought that would be a good idea, I think I wanted to check if there was salt in it before I left the kitchen (no idea how smelling it would clarify) so that I wouldn't have to get back up! I totally deserved this one, and I will surely never, ever do this again! My original FML had "And yes, it is possible to be this stupid" at the end, but that must've been edited out :( And I put the name Albert Einstein cause it was ironic or something, I don't know. But I certainly didn't think I was smart or anything....And my eyes still hurt :(

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Top comments

ByronJess 17

...Have you never made popcorn before? Or read the big letters on the bag that say; "CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE HOT!"?

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greenie213 23

People like you are the reason we have warning labels.

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Boob_fml 6

I hope you catch fire.

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Unbweavable 17

Complete dumbass

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skyeyez9 24

Orville Reddenbachers movie theatre butter popcorn is the best. Dammit, I am hungry for popcorn now (leaves to get a bag to pop in the microwave).

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BubbleGrunge 18

Soak your face in cold water or use a cold compress, OP. Burns from steam can be worse than actually burning yourself, and the only relief is soaking in something cold. For a very long time!

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andiewithlove 21

So they're supposed to put a cold compress inside their nose and on their eyeballs? Great advice! -___-

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pastywhitekid 10

Well they could drown them-self in ice-water. It would would dull their pain and cleanse the gene pool.

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BubbleGrunge 18

66 you're a ******* idiot sweetheart. If you can't figure out what I said, keep your brain cell killing comments to yourself. Putting a cold compress on your face does not mean shoving it up your nose. Have you never laid a hot wash cloth on your face just before you wash it?

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conor12 5

Um thats kinda werid...

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redmane 21

Just because OP didn't read the caution label doesn't mean she's illiterate. Are you?

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Thorzix 23

YDI for lacking common sense and staining Einstein's name.

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tiarrae 10

She was being ironic that's why she used the name.

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FEZ16 3

YDI have you never seen the smoke that comes out the first few seconds.

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