Transportation: Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and...

By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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You deserved it 2 144

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

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You deserved it 6 941

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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Wild ride

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 23:00

Today, an absolute cretin of a lorry driver ran into the back of me as I was slowing down for an orange light about to go red. My car is totalled and he had the nerve to tell the police I had brake checked him on purpose, probably for an insurance scam, and that it was all my fault. FML

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You deserved it 63

By city_girl - 04/02/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

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You deserved it 2 544

By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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You deserved it 2 193

By Read The Fine Print - 24/11/2012 05:55 - United States - Sylmar

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

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You deserved it 2 253

Sorry!

By My hip hurts - 23/01/2023 01:00

Today, I got hit by a car while going out for a jog. As I writhed on the floor in pain, I heard the driver say, “Sorry!” and the sound of tires squealing. He’d sped off. I didn’t get a chance to get his license plate. FML

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You deserved it 111

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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You deserved it 7 617

1DisGR8 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:25

At least you know you're a great human being for asking if he was okay even though you're the one who almost got killed!

mellib381 15

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:23

Careless son of a b****

Comments

mellib381 15

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:23

Careless son of a b****

DraconicFeline 31

Saturday 16 May 2015 1:14

Dude, the website is called **** My Life. You can say 'bitch'.

Shadowvoid 33

Saturday 16 May 2015 1:51

Hey, he may be a bitch, but OP can **** this guy with the legal system for being an asshole.

shemademedoit 20

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:56

#61 I'm sure the children now a days know more curse words than school studies. maybe she doesn't like cursing or she's religious

sunny354wi 8

Saturday 16 May 2015 16:35

For **** sake, say it......BITCH!

pjsr 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:20

Because so many children use this site

cameosurgeon 16

Saturday 16 May 2015 22:02

you'd be surprised how many children use this site. I remember my brothers reading me the more appropriate fmls when I was like ten.

jaydots 16

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:25

hope he did to sorry op

JKPwnage 27

Saturday 16 May 2015 5:47

Hate to break it to you, but I don't think he did anything to sorry OP. I think he left OP unsorried. Must not be a very good sorrier. He should take sorrying lessons. Maybe then he can do something to sorry OP.

Eyalsh 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 6:29

as a grammar nazi myself, i'd like to embrace what's stated in the Reply above. please use Commas; because "let's eat grandma" and "let's eat, Grandma!" are totally different. "to" indicates direction "too" as in "also" (me too, etc.) sorry for the Rant. i'm bored. i'll show myself out.

keyofdestiny13 24

Saturday 16 May 2015 6:30

57, I don't think you're a Grammar Nazi...

DFMLharsh 20

Saturday 16 May 2015 8:49

having a picture of uma thurman from pulp fiction as your display picture is the only reason im not gonna go bezerk here but just because you are from Germany, it doesn't make you a grammar nazi.. Nuh uh

e_is_for_eli 12

Saturday 16 May 2015 19:22

"I'm a self-proclaimed Grammar Nazi yet I fail to capitalize my "I"s and instead choose to capitalize everything else all willy-nilly!"

keithsbooty 20

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:25

Some never learn how life works..

1DisGR8 32

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:25

At least you know you're a great human being for asking if he was okay even though you're the one who almost got killed!

MrConcise 34

Saturday 16 May 2015 3:24

"I hope you're okay, so I can sue the **** out of you."

FMLusername969 21

Saturday 16 May 2015 20:42

Hopefully you called the police to reconstruct the scene/take inventory of this idiot's demeanor. No doubt he will try to blame you and it would be your word against his.