Miscellaneous: Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big...

By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 00:17 - United Kingdom - Canterbury

Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2011 19:08 - United States

Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 01:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, after spending a lot of money on photo shoots to build up my portfolio, I finally got an offer from a modelling agency. I ran outside to tell my parents, only for my brother to hurl an iced snowball straight into my face. I now have a huge gash over my cheek and nose. FML

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Thursday 24 January 2013 9:36

sounds like he kicked down your dreams :(

joshiepo0 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:39

Those things are a lot of work. Personally I would be distraught if that happened to me.

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padlarf 14

Thursday 24 January 2013 10:04

The day building snowmen gets an age restriction will be a very very sad day.

TylerBurden 21

Thursday 24 January 2013 10:09

Kick him to pieces with your chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

brackaman 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 10:13

Wait till he's about to sit then kick the chair out from under him.

disisDebosbike 2

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:16

19, your pic lies! All you need is a plastic bag and then it is totally possible to staple water to a tree.

brackaman 18

Friday 25 January 2013 8:02

Well I'll be damned... Time to change it I guess.

Connect 10

Thursday 24 January 2013 10:14

Don't worry. You can make another. And hide a boulder inside this one.. Then lets see what happens when he tries to kick it to pieces.

crimsonlover4 31

Thursday 24 January 2013 13:52

Oh lol that's priceless and I would pay to see that! Poor OP :( hope he or she gathers some great ideas from the comments.

Joe9024 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 10:34

No worries he'll be back again next year :)

K92 13

Thursday 24 January 2013 11:05

You're 27 and you say "big brother"? Lol

andyyroxx 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 12:18

I don't see what's wrong with that.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 24 January 2013 14:58

26- Simple case of who was born before the other.

K92 13

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:29

The proper term is older brother. C'mon we learned this in kindergarten!

sweetcatastroph3 9

Friday 25 January 2013 20:23

that's also the place you learn to shut the **** up when your opinion is not wanted.

BellaFurfaro 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 12:02

Period?

catkat1988 17

Thursday 24 January 2013 12:03

Your brother, who is presumably more than 27, kicked your snowman to pieces?

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 24 January 2013 12:12

You should thank him, he was trying to save you from Jack Frost...

TheOnlyKittyKat 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 12:25

Aww OP... ;~; it's okay! I've made plenty of snowmen before, but I'd still be pretty damn upset if someone kicked mine down.

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