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By hickey - 05/02/2010 10:35 - United States

Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML

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Today, I saw my girlfriend for the first time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was unsure of the future of our relationship, so he gave me a gigantic hickey to "show the world that I'm his." I work as a cashier and see people I know personally on a daily basis. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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By nonymous human subject - 14/11/2015 20:02 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, I got to my human anatomy class with a hickey on my neck. Since I sit in the front row, my professor noticed and decided to call me to the front. He then started talking about ruptured blood vessels and hickeys, all while as I served as the subject. FML

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By Minabee - 04/02/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I'm meeting my boyfriend's very conservative parents for the first time, so I decided to dress appropriately and curl my hair to match. In doing so, I accidentally touched my neck with the iron, and I now have a burn there that look a lot like a hickey. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I got my first kiss. He had an allergic reaction to my chapstick, and broke out in hives. FML

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By Good 2 have friends. - 28/12/2010 18:04 - United States

Today, I had the last wedding meeting with my fiancé at our church. Running extremely late from my friends house I failed to notice a small penis drawn on my forehead by my friends when I fell asleep after a party. The priest wasn't too happy and said numerous prayers for me. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

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alex_vik 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:06

Practice what you preach.

xViolet11 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:03

you could of told him not to give you a hickey or not let him suck on our neck period. YDI!!!

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kyutiepii 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:38

Oil-based concealer and having your hair down SHOULD do the trick. But DEFINITELY use the concealer if you can't work with your hair.

bugmenotmofo 34

Friday 5 February 2010 16:45

religious hypocrisy ftw!!

Lisa89 3

Friday 5 February 2010 16:47

If you belive in something.. don't go against it. You're a hyposrite. You totally deserve this.

AntiChrist7 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:48

Hypocrits, we all know one. YDI big time

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 16:51

A seminar?!?! What a poor word choice! Seminar has the same Latin root as semen. It's kinda ironic to have a seminar about not releasing semen.

idkweird 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:02

Haha, I LOL'd at this.

eggman37 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:53

make curling iron burns all over your neck and face, claim they are chickenpox and ask the group to pray for you.

xxjona777xx 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:55

you deserve it cuz you don't even practice what you belies and then u wanna go teach it

superheathen 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:57

You deserve it for being a youth group leader. XD What sort of messed up institution would declare a basic part of human nature as sinful? Oh yeah...the Church. If you can't follow all their weird little restrictions yourself, you really shouldn't be telling other people what they can and can't do.

idkweird 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:04

Man, we always had REAL people as leaders in my youth group. People who made mistakes and were willing to talk about them as a way to teach others. I will never understand this crap where people pretend to be better than they are.

ColdGold 6

Friday 5 February 2010 16:57

Search your heart and be honest.

pjfromok 0

Friday 5 February 2010 17:01

Use a quarter and rub it back and forth over the hickey. It will break up the blood vessels and go away. It really works!! Is next week gonna be over hypocrites??? That would be great.