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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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Butterfingers

By heeeeeyitsbrittney - 09/05/2019 08:00

Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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By Jaws - 10/02/2011 16:09 - France

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

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My chocolate

By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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Heavy session last night?

By TaintedL0v3 - 11/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I woke up with Chocolate Buttons superglued to my face. FML

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By irony - 16/08/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML

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Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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FiasCudi 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:48

how did you manage that?

CrimsonViolets 11

Tuesday 21 February 2012 18:50

"chocolate rain"... ow ****!

Comments

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 22:06

mmmmh...bloody chocolate XD

JTorres8 6

Wednesday 30 May 2012 7:30

Challenge accepted!!

loverainyday 0

Tuesday 31 July 2012 17:17

Bull shit

wiifan013 9

Thursday 9 August 2012 3:16

Wtf. Ur a spaz lol

Sally2dicks21 8

Sunday 18 November 2012 9:04

What was in the chocolate? o.O

ForeverFat 12

Sunday 16 June 2013 19:26

YDI...for being in idiot!

deemarie13 14

Saturday 5 April 2014 21:39

How?!?!?!

JerryThePenguin 4

Wednesday 24 September 2014 16:17

How the **** did you manage that?

year2015 11

Wednesday 14 January 2015 5:22

I think now i'll actually listen to my mom when she tells me to check my halloween candy.

Violet_Embers95 22

Monday 2 February 2015 20:09

That's worse than the time I cut my hand with a spoon

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