By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML
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fackit 0

exercise and chocolate pastries do not go well together

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whitey_fml 0

and how does one "crunch a pen", exactly?

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fackit 0

exercise and chocolate pastries do not go well together

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nyknicks167 1

what the hell does this mean? u crunched ur pen? and crushed ur pastry on ur exercise book? u dont know how to eat and work at the same time or something?

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whitey_fml 0

and how does one "crunch a pen", exactly?

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LinneaHall 0

Just think of it as a blessing in disguise, I'll bet you feel better having not eaten it?

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hulabird 0

how could you feel good about not eating something as great as a chocolate croissiant? id rather be happy than save myself from carbs.

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libbypotpie 0

kudos to you for being a normal human being, and eating a chocolate pastry. I only came on the comments to see if anyone made a fit about you eating normal people food, and working out at the same time. #5, why should she "feel better for not eating it"? its kind of sad how its a "bad thing" to eat something like a chocolate pastry (and if shes working out, it means she has what appears to be healthy habits!) because it has GASP calories. Geez. I would rather eat and be happy, instead of being empty and disgustingly skinny, or even "hott skinny" and eat only cardboard, health food 24/7, and miss out. We have such an unrealistic opinion of food these days..

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whyme_ss 0

#6 is right besides she said working it didnt have to be excersize like im trying to lose weight, it could've been like... some project for his/her job

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popoman 0

Dumbass, you totally deserved it. If you were so tired, you couldn't tell the difference between a pen and food that's not even shaped like a pen, then you shouldn't be working.

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shadexilmaendu 4

Hah, because most people can just decide not to go into work whenever they want. I've had shitty jobs that don't even give you suck leave.

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ny1996 0

FAKE- you would write with the one you would be holding your pen, because you can only write with that hand. and you would eat with the other one

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xXSmexiRainbowXx 0

They could be ambidextrous, you never know.

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Xaujin 0

psh everyone has just enough "fat" in them to eat with both hands damnit!

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

excercize and pastries sure do make you slim!

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