Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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martic835 2

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:18

Did you spit or swallow?

vansbabe66 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:22

gross

MyThoughtsR 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:02

21 angery much?? and YDI op. how don't u catch urself or even just happen to trip right there?

lol_ironic_life 9

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:16

LoL was it your brothers used condom that you found your dog chewing on in a past FML?! 0_o

blackhawk089 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:24

why does everyone hate snickerdoodles? I finally made an accoutrements and I've noticed ppl always bashing her...

lettertjes 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:18

When you're sober, you do not fall face-first but use your hands to break your fall. So YDI for probably being drunk.

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 10:55

Wow, way to see the world in black and white. Not every person who falls face first is drunk. That's like saying "the condom was probably yours since it was near you so YDI for havig sex."

bfffness 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:12

haha... what are the chances?!

kyarush 10

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:22

fail

Sekococo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 15:23

does falling on to a didlo count as a accident? :) Sweet lemonade, Sweet lemonade Woman come ride my horse

metalhead256 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:47

why do people bitch on how on every fml there's comments saying first or second honestly shut the f up that's what people like to do

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