Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely...

By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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How does that happen?

By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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Slasher

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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Sticking with you

By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 September 2016 16:54

Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.

depthy 3

Friday 9 September 2016 16:53

Is that place... the living room?

Comments

OddIndeed 5

Friday 9 September 2016 20:08

I guess you could say you're in a sticky situation...

HeyPeople13 16

Friday 9 September 2016 20:45

Ahhhhh good one!

RogenP 8

Friday 9 September 2016 20:15

I superglued my self to....myself.

samlovesham1234 9

Tuesday 13 September 2016 2:34

I was thinking of that scene too.

jocamo 24

Tuesday 13 September 2016 22:41

same here

geg13 3

Friday 9 September 2016 20:17

Yeah, spilling super glue on a non-stick pan sucks.

Bean_pole06 5

Friday 9 September 2016 20:25

Don't use superglue while naked and you wouldn't have that problem.

GhanArch 6

Friday 9 September 2016 20:39

Not a single person has declared Pics or it didn't happen? What is wrong with the world. :(

Mamba8460 6

Saturday 10 September 2016 15:21

Fine. Pics or it didn't happen.

HeyPeople13 16

Friday 9 September 2016 20:39

So is the ****** completely sealed where both lips are closed together?

Stormi0893 2

Friday 9 September 2016 20:51

This what happens when you put your superglue next to the lotion

Helldemon 32

Friday 9 September 2016 21:24

I would say that place is your eye, but I assume it was another spot which would be pretty bad too.

lambda_fml 40

Friday 9 September 2016 21:39

On the toilet seat whilst sitting on it?

zman938 8

Friday 9 September 2016 21:41

Where specifically? I just want to make sure I got the... implications...

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