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By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By Xia - 18/10/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML

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How does that happen?

By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By footstuck - 13/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Winterville

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

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Slasher

By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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Walnut head

By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 02:00

Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML

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Sticking with you

By post-loss - 06/06/2017 18:00

Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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By Pissed - 20/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Asheville

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

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Slippery when wet

By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 9 September 2016 16:54

Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.

depthy 3

Friday 9 September 2016 16:53

Is that place... the living room?

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AverageAvarice 23

Friday 9 September 2016 23:33

I've had multiple patients trying to remove genital warts with super glue. Some people have allergic reactions, some people glue their scrotum to their legs, some glue their hands to themselves, some glue their labia together. Stop putting superglue on your pubic regions, please.

AverageAvarice 23

Monday 12 September 2016 4:23

It supposedly cuts off the blood supply to the wart killing it.

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Friday 9 September 2016 23:47

How?

monkeytater96 23

Saturday 10 September 2016 0:11

All this guessing above and I'm very curious as to what she actually means. ?

alaina1104 11

Saturday 10 September 2016 0:21

Do I want to know how that happened?

Tyrax 16

Saturday 10 September 2016 0:54

Ouch. Get that out of your eye as quick as you can! Any place covered with skin is going to be fine - there are numerous solutions to dissolve it safely.

ItsSoap 5

Saturday 10 September 2016 2:54

Is ....is ..... Is it your d***?

k_cummins 21

Saturday 10 September 2016 4:01

Probably not since OP is a woman

beetregeneration 4

Saturday 10 September 2016 4:17

Not your private parts?!?!

patwo8 14

Saturday 10 September 2016 4:56

How!?

Katielynne53725 6

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:12

sounds like a sticky situation..

agirlhasnoname_fml 6

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:33

I'm guessing that's your eyes. cus your eyes are definatly the worst place.

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